SCATTER MY ASHES AT LOUIS VUITTON.
*dips into future-child's college fund*
"I feel really bad for whatever child ends up with me as a father because they won't have a college fund..."
Since it’s release in 2014 at Nicolas Ghesquière's first Louis Vuitton show, the Petite Malle (Not to be confused with "petit mal" -- that's a seizure) has built a coveted following for being distinguished as one of the most fashion-forward and expensive-for-its-size bags in the world. At a price point surpassing $5,000.00 for the basic design, it is no wonder this particular bag was featured as the inspiration for Louis Vuitton Spring 2017 RTW accessory to fucking die for. I feel really bad for whatever child ends up with me as a father because they won't have a college fund, just a fashion inheritance worth thousands. I'm fucking kidding.
"Honestly, Kidneys are childsplay- I would sell my best friend into human trafficking for one of these cases."
You'll see in this closeup photo specifically, how your EarPods can be wrapped into the cute little leather-appendage sans the typical Louis Vuitton bag detail. I am notorious with my inner circle for having the coolest iPhone gadgets and now I have to sell my kidneys to have this and thats ok because, it's 2016 I'll just get new ones later.
Our phones are an extension of ourselves. The little gadgets are portals into our lives and unless you know the password to someones phone, how else can you get to know them? By judging their designer iPhone case, duah.
Honestly, Kidneys are childsplay- I would sell my best friend into human trafficking for one of these cases.
"...looking at the vogue.com details on this years 2017 RTW collection is basically like looking at porn..."
Read below for my thoughts on some of the choices and color ways:
I'll take the guy too plz.
That little charm dangling in the french, runway air like a god damn fairytale.
Red is so hot too. Reminds me of the blood of my enemies.
DONT GET GOLD. Seriously, every basic, KIM K wannabe will have gold. If I know you and you get the gold one, I will disown you. Trash.
Anyone that knows me knows that for me, looking at the vogue.com details on this years 2017 RTW collection is basically like looking at porn. I'd rather look at fine french accessories than a naked people anyway. #priorities
Fashion editors all over the globe have, unsurprisingly, lost their minds already. Elle reports that there was a five-deep swarm of editors huddled around the cases at the house’s showroom following their grand unveiling in Paris. Given the hysterical frenzy that surrounds “It” accessories (mega-trendy pieces that are sort of like the womenswear world’s version of hyped sneakers), don’t expect them to stick around for long when they drop.
While the cases were shown alongside Louis Vuitton’s SS17 collection, if the house was really smart, they’d capitalize on the hype and drop them sooner rather than later, in line with the see-now-buy-now format that so many labels are experimenting with these days. Keep an eye out for official release info.
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